She Sits Down On Me

Verse I G A7 G D D7 Now listen to my story boys I need your sympathy G A7 D D The tatooed lady in the circus fell in love with me C G E7 And just to prove her love sweet as Canned tardy A7 D D7 She had my picture tatooed on her body G A7 D D7 She has the landing of the pilgrims on her shoulder G A7 D And on her back she has the sunset of the west C G A7 Right beside her dimpled knee was a great big apple tree A7 D D7 And the pyramids look lovely on her chest G A7 D When she decided that she'd like to add my picture G A7 D She simply couldn't find a vacant spot you see C G E7 So she tatooed my poor face, in a most peculier place A7 D G A7 D G A7 D Now when ever she sits down she sits on me G A7 D D7 She has a small gardenia tatooed on her elbow G A7 D And on her hip she has the lovely Queen of May C G E7 And right beneath her shapely spine if you saw that pal of mine A7 D D7 Or you could see the famous road to Mandalay G A7 D She had two rusty hinges tatooed on her knee caps G A7 D They looked so real they squeek each time she bends her knee C G E7 But she fills me with disgrace when she tatooed my poor face A7 D G A7 D G A7 D So when ever she sits down she sits on me G A7 D D7 Now do you wonder why I'm looking sad and worried G A7 D do you wonder why I'm feeling mighty low C G E7 I'd like to take to take a chance and kick her right square in the pants A7 D D7 But if I do I'll only kick myself I know G A7 D The only time that anyone can see my picture G A7 D7 Is when that tatooed lady take a bath oh gee C G E7 I get black and blue of course every time she rides a horse A7 D G E7 'Cause whenever she sits down she sits on me all night and day A7 D G D G C G when ever she sits down she sits on me