On The Roids

G Am G D Here comes The Black Horse, there goes The Brown Cow G Am G D Full of ringers of course, thrown up from the plough G Am G D The hoops and the stripes, the halves and the quarters Bm C Eb D The Sunday morning rain, the touchline refrain: G C G C He's on the ‘roids, he's on the ‘roids, he's on the ‘roids, he's on the ‘roids G C Just walk away John, come on, just walk away John, come on G C Just walk away John, come on, just walk away John because G D G Am (2x) G Am Em D (2x) He's on the ‘roids, he's on the ‘roids. G Am G Am It's Lee's twenty-first but they're not coming in G Am G D Because Bruiser McHuge declares them too thin G Am G D Annoyed and upset they head for elsewhere Bm C Eb D They'd normally argue the toss, but besides being boss G C G C He's on the ‘roids, he's on the ‘roids, he's on the ‘roids, he's on the ‘roids G C Just walk away John, come on, just walk away John, come on G C Just walk away John, come on, just walk away John because G D G Am (4x) Bm C Eb D He's on the ‘roids, he's on the ‘roids. G C G D He used to lark with the dreads, now he's a nark on the steds G C G D He used to lark with the dreads, now he's a nark on the steds G C G D He used to lark with the dreads, now he's a nark on the steds G C G D He used to lark with the dreads, now he's a nark on the steds Bm C Eb D His paranoia is absurd - are you thinking ‘bout my bird? G C G C He's on the ‘roids, he's on the ‘roids, he's on the ‘roids, he's on the ‘roids G C Just walk away John, come on, just walk away John, come on G C Just walk away John, come on, just walk away John because G C Leave it be, let it go; don't be daft don't you know, G C Leave it be, let it go; don't be daft don't you know G C Leave it be, let it go; don't be daft don't you know, G C G C He's on the ‘roids, he's on the ‘roids, he's on the ‘roids, he's on the ‘roids G C G C G C D G He's on the ‘roids, he's on the ‘roids, he's on the ‘roids, he's on the ‘roids.