Bogus Official

A I'm the man that you need on the day that it rains D I'm the wiser advisor on capital gains E I'm the lowlife pretending to look at your drains D (no chord) D7 A I'm a bogus official - don't let me in. A I'm the police, I'm the clergy, I'm measures and weights D I'm the chap doing the survey on alley gates E I need to know where you'll be on the following dates D D7 A 'Cos I'm a bogus official - nice dress. A Courteous, friendly, jolly and fat D With a smile saying "look, I know it's under the mat" E I don't give a f**k about your missing cat