Coolest Fucking Bitch In Town

C G D C G D C G D Crying in the backseat of your parent's car C You said that you don’t have a curfew anymore G D 23 and trying to keep your life from going sour C And your mother's getting married in fall G And you know that she is happy D That things will be okay C But you wonder what will happen christmas day G And I don't know what to tell you D G To make you not feel sad C G D G C G D C G D So I offer my condolences to dad C G Am I just a hypocrite D Or is there something wrong with it Cmaj7 G D I want my therapist to think I’m cool C G D I call you from the office phone to ask you to come drive me home Cmaj7 G D Okay I'm just a liar I never went G C But if you see me out G C Know I'm the coolest fucking bitch in town G C You want to drink a drink that's watered down Cmaj7 G C G N.C. It'll just take you longer C D Can I be responsible for things that I did years ago Cmaj7 C D I guess it could be good for just a laugh Cmaj7 G Is it just a privileged thought D I ask you once but I forgot C G D I'm not the only one that's split in half Gmaj7 C But if you see me out C G D C Know I'm the coolest fucking bitch in town Cmaj7 G Cmaj7 You want to drink a drink that’s watered down C It’ll just take you longer Cmaj7 Em Cmaj7 Em Cmaj7 Em Cmaj7 Em C Em Cmaj7 Em Cmaj7 Em Coolest fucking bitch in town Cmaj7 Em Cmaj7 Em Coolest fucking bitch in town Cmaj7 Em Cmaj7 Em Coolest fucking bitch in town Cmaj7 Em Cmaj7 Em Coolest fucking bitch in town Cmaj7 N.C. Coolest fucking bitch in town