Man From The Magazine

N.C. One, two, three C Bb C C Bb C C Bb C Man from the magazine what did you say? C Bb C "Do you make the same faces in bed?" Eb Hey, man, what kind of question is that? Eb What did you really want me to say back? C Bb C What's going on behind those dark glasses? C Bb C Is this what you think making a pass is? Eb Wondering which door could get me out fastest F When I tell it now Eb I don't want to hear F* C Bb C It is what it is, it was what it was Eb I don't want to hear F* C Bb C It is what it is, it was what it was F G You don't know how it feels, you expect me to deal with it C F 'Til I'm perfectly numb G But you don't know how it feels C Bb C C Bb C C Bb C Man from the music shop, I drove too far C Bb C For you to hand me that starter guitar Eb "Hey girl, why don't you play a few bars?" F* Oh, what's left to prove? Eb I don't want to hear F* C Bb C It is what it is, it was what it was Eb Don't make me hear F* C Bb C It is what it is, it was what it was F G You don't know how it feels, you expect me to deal with it C F 'Til I'm perfectly numb G But you don't know how it feels F G You don't know how it feels F G C Bb C You don't know how it feels C Bb C To be the cunt C Bb C