Peeing On The Seat

D I took a little pee A I dribbled on the seat Bm G I see no problem, what's the harm A D In wiping with my feet? Bm G A sock is just a towel A D D/C# That is wrapped around your foot Bm G There's nothing wrong with using it A To wipe away your schmutz D Yes there is G (Sweetheart, what's this?) D It's obvious G (I'm trying to piss) D That is disgusting A I'll have no such thing Bm G You're in trouble, urine bubbles A D Aren't for socking cling Bm G Babe, that's just revolting A D D/C# And when will you ever learn Bm G That walking 'round in urine A Will just fill the place with germs? D Wait a minute G (Yes, what is it?) D Take it back G (And why is that?) Bm G You've gone and blown a snotty sneeze A D D/C# Right into both your hands Bm G That's fifteen times as germy Em A But I get your reprimand? Bm G But this was just an accident A D D/C# While yours was lame and gross Bm G You're filling up this house with nasty Em A Residues the most D But sweetheart, that'll never matter G Not one single ounce Bm That's good advice Em This place is nice A But it's not even our house G A D We're just robbing the place N.C. Ha-ha! Suck it, homeowners! N.C. I got a bunch of pee on the floor, too. N.C. Good!