Im A Stupid House Cat And I Want To Eat Your Plants

D I'm a stupid house cat And I see you've got some plants G A I am gonna try and eat 'em if I ever get the chance D I know I've got some food, in fact I have a whole bunch G A But for whatever reason I want plants for lunch D They don't taste good And they're not even nutritious G A But I'm stupid and I want 'em, so I'm eating them you b*tches D You tell me "knock it off! But all I give you is a shrug G A Then I waddle out the kitchen and I throw up on the rug