I Got Robbed So I Wrote A Song

G G Today is a pretty one Cadd9 G The world that shines before us G C D G But last night some jerk had some fun and broke into my Taurus Em G He got his hands on all the things I had in my backseat Em C D G I laid a blanket over them but I should had been more discreet Cadd9 G He took the charger for my Mac, I nearly had a heart attack Cadd9 He swiped my Canon 60D N.C. Don't take my stuff away from me Cadd9 G My light kit and my mic are gone, another hundred bucks c'mon Cadd9 G He grabbed my buddy's GameCube games, controllers man that's just insane Cadd9 He even took the memory card N.C. Which is pretty fucking low G Cadd9 G I had some awesome thrift store shirts from Breaking Bad, that really hurts Cadd9 He jacked my Conway Twitty tapes G This guy's a douche I bet he vapes Cadd9 G He stole my DAVID sunflower seeds, now what the hell does this guy need Cadd9 D But there's a silver lining, for something else was hiding Cadd9 D Cadd9 G He didn't take one piece of loot: my custom-made gorilla suit G Cadd9 D C D And so the moral of the story is that I was robbed before I could upload a vid because my Mac is dead C D G So you get this little crappy song instead