Simple Man - Take It Nice And Slow

D D7 Gm D D I’m a simple man I have a simple life D7 I am a faithful friend I’d make a simple wife Gm And I promise that I’m somebody’s daughter D D I have a simple life I am a simple man D7 I’ll sit across the room and I’ll hold your hand Gm You can find me in the pantry drinking hot dog water D Em A D G F#m It’s hard always hanging with the ladies in the cul-de-sac Em A And I would tell you D C G Somethings you just cant take back D C G Somethings you just cant take back Gm Back D So I do the dishes ‘cause theyre real real dirty D7 And I cry into the sink ‘cause I cant stop from hurting Gm That’s okay I think I’m being discreet D D I’m a broadcast journalist from CBS D7 And I came here ‘cause at sadness I heard youre the best and uh Gm I was hoping I could get some B roll D D So go on then and cry real hard D7 ‘cause it’s performative now We’re gonna make you a star and uh Gm D Just to make sure are you somebody’s daughter? Em A D G F#m It’s hard always feeling like somebody else's passing fad Em A And I would tell you but D C G Somethings you just cant take back D C G Somethings you just cant take back Gm Back D D7 Gm Bb A D Tiny houses tiny hills D7 Feeling nothing feeling shrill Gm I’m a simple man I have simple thrills Bb A Buy me makeup oh buy me heels oh D I wanna rotate in the microwave, baby D7 I wanna die and I don’t want you to save me Gm I want you to make me feel so Bb A Buy me makeup oh buy me heels oh D Tiny houses tiny hills D7 Feeling nothing feeling shrill Gm I’m a simple man I have simple thrills Bb Buy me makeup oh A buy me buy me oh A buy me buy me oh A buy me buy me oh Bb A Bb A Bb A Bb A buy me buy me buy me buy me D heels