Dont Date The Teenager

Verse One D I saw your photo on my phone when I was 18 A Fresh out the shower and fresh onto the music scene G Smart and successful, highly impressionable was I then (was I then) And I was fine then D You seemed so gentlemanly, tender, sensitive, romantic A Your fast infatuation with me made my parents panic G Caught up in your head 'til I lay in your bed A daydream Em D Is when I'm taking my first shot with you, in a dim lit room G We were on route to your friends' thirtieth birthday Em D "I love you's, " whispered far too soon G How I look at you is the best thing in the worst way D But now I'm 20, and I'm not as fun A Hold it against me when I have opinions Em If you're needing saving, then this won't get far G Don't date the teenager na, na, na, na, na D You won't go out with my young friends to clubs A We go to weddings, everyone is on drugs Em If you need a baby who can drive your car G Don't date the teenager, na, na, na, na D Verse Two D We go to dinner to discuss your quarter-life crisis A Somehow I end up in tears, boy, you're full of surprises G You pay the check and then the two of us head home in silence Now I feel bad for crying Em D But this isn't my first fight with you, in a dim lit room G We were on route to three kids and a divorce, right? Em D "I love you's, " whispered far too soon G How I look at you these days is in a new light D 'Cause now I'm 20, and you're not as fun (you're not as fun) A Hold it against me when I have opinions (oh) Em If you're needing saving, then this won't get far (won't get far) G Don't date the teenager, na, na, na, na, na D You won't go out with my young friends to clubs (friends to clubs) A We go to weddings, everyone is on drugs (on drugs) Em If you need a baby who can drive your car (drive your car) G Don't date the teenager, na, na, na, na D Don't date the teenager, na, na, na, na A Don't date the teenager, na, na, na, na, na G Don't date the teenager, na, na, na, na, na (na) Em D I try recreating the earlier days when singing your G Praises felt like telling the truth (telling the truth) Em D Now I'm just ashamed, friends only drop your name when G So casually saying (saying), "What the f**k are you gonna do?" D 'Cause now I'm 20 and this isn't fun A Hold it against me when I have opinions Em If you're needing saving, then this won't get far (won't get far) G Don't date the teenager, na, na, na, na, na D Don't date the teenager, na, na, na, na (na, na, na, na) A Don't date the teenager, na, na, na, na, na (na, na) Em If you need a baby who can drive your car G Don't date the teenager, na, na, na, na D