I Only Do Pushups When Im Drunk Drinking Lonely

A B C#m E C#m B Self-medicated, self-diagnosed, self-frustrated A B C#m E Every fight I instigated (With myself!) C#m B Every night I'm undefeated (World champ!) A B So take a sip (Take a sip!) C#m B Take a drag (Take a drag! A B Take a rip C#m B A B Yee-haw, hell yeah! (Woo!) C#m B I feel kinda bad (Pause) A I messed up E B Escape myself when I'm drunk C#m A Throw up all my bad luck E B Forget my regrets C#m A I'm no fun when I'm sober E B My life is a hangover C#m A So I'll pour me another E B C#m A B C#m B Drown my feelings again and again and again A B C#m B A Woke up on the couch with a dirty mouth B C#m B A I hate it so much when I do that B C#m B A I hate me so much when I do that B C#m B A Pull a 30 rack from under my bed and A B So take a sip (Take a sip!) C#m B Take a drag (Take a drag! A B Take a rip C#m B A B Yee-haw, hell yeah! (Woo!) C#m B I feel kinda bad (Pause) A I messed up E B Escape myself when I'm drunk C#m A Throw up all my bad luck E B Forget my regrets C#m A I'm no fun when I'm sober E B My life is a hangover C#m A So I'll pour me another E B C#m A B C#m B Drown my feelings again and again and again A C#m Empties on my bed B Beer stains on my desk I'm a mess B A But no problems with drinking lonely A C#m Sleep until I'm dead B Problems in my head I guess B A But no problems with drinking lonely A C#m Empties on my bed B Beer stains on my desk I'm a mess B A But no problems with drinking lonely A C#m Sleep until I'm dead B Problems in my head I guess B A But no problems with drinking lonely A C#m Empties on my bed B Beer stains on my desk I'm a mess B A But no problems with drinking lonely A C#m Sleep until I'm dead B Problems in my head I guess B A But no problems with drinking lonely A I messed up E B Escape myself when I'm drunk C#m A Throw up all my bad luck E B Forget my regrets C#m A I'm no fun when I'm sober E B My life is a hangover C#m A So I'll pour me another E B C#m A B C#m B Drown my feelings again and again and again