Life Is A Blowjob

F Fm She sticks to her plan Am7 D7 She licks like a businessman F Fm Through tough times and clammy hands Am7 D7 F**k she’s wearing a wire F I’ve been caught by a liar Fm Am7 D7 I could’ve been so much higher F Fm Maybe if I was lighter Am7 Now she’s coughing out fire D7 F**k she’s wearing a wire F I've been caught by a liar F Fm You used to never try Am7 D7 That’s all it took to get by F Fm That feeling never sat quite right Am7 D7 Now I’ve met your many other sides F Fm That’s how strong a drug can be Am7 D7 It took the trust from your family F Fm It took your chance at a free degree Am7 D7 You’ll never get the same look from me not again F Fm Am7 Look for a job when you’re dead D7 F Don't bother me for a pen Fm Am7 Just go get high off of lead D7 Just don't call me a friend Bm I know you heard what I said Bm Db I feel my eyes got a little worse Gb Cause its not an addiction Bb It's more like a curse Bm Db I wish that I could still go to church Gb Bb Bm But it gets tough when you’re eating this much dirt Db For a while it's so much better Gb Bb But there’s no rush like regret forever Bm And I stopped Db Just to watch Gb Just so I could know Bb If you’d really go Abm Fm Gb Ebm Abm Fm Gb Ebm Abm Fm Gb Ebm Abm Half and half Db You love your coffee Gb Ebm Remember the days I told you get off me Abm Db Down that road I stole a glance Gb Ebm Now I’d fucking k**l you given the chance Abm Half and half Db You hurt your chances Gb Ebm I invited you to all the clubs and dances Abm Db No one ever told me that you died Gb Ebm At least you died knowing that I tried Abm Fm Gb Ebm Abm Fm Gb Ebm F Fm I could have been so much higher (look for a job when you're dead) Am7 D7 Maybe if I was lighter (don't bother me for a pen) F Fm Now she's coughing out fire Am7 F**k she's wearing a wire D7 I've been caught by a liar F Fm Am7 I could have been so much higher D7 F Fm Maybe if I was lighter Am7 Now she's coughing out fire D7 F**k she's wearing a wire D7 I've been caught by a liar