Honky Tonk Song

D D7 G D I saw those blue lights flashing over my left shoulder D G A He walked right up and said get off that riding mower D D7 G D I said sir, let me explain before you put me in the tank D G D A D She took my keys away and then she won't drive me to drink G D I need a honky tonk song, a cold, cold beer D A A hardwood floor, a smoky atmosphere G D G A pocket full of change to last me all night long D A D I'd rather hear old Hank a-moanin' a honky tonk song Guitar D G D He didn't show me much compassion when I tried to walk that line D G D A As he put those handcuffs on me, I said give me one more try D G D He never even cracked a smile when he threw me in car D G D A D So I said, sir, if you don't mind, would you drop me off at a bar