Swimmin With The Wimmin

A7 D7 G7, C F C C A7 Gdim G7 Now every year about July, when summer time comes round, G7 C There's lots and lots of people at the seaside to be found. A7 Dm Some play golf or tennis; others like to take a rest, D7 D7b5 G7 But here's the kind of exercise, that I en-joy the best; C D7 G7 Gdim G7 C C7 When I go swimin' with the wimmin', eee, I do have a real good time. F Cdim C D7 G7 Bobbing up and down in the water; it comes just below my Mason Dixon line. C C7 Caug F To see the ladies do their ex-er -cises, D7 E7 You wouldn't think that half of them were slimming. A7 D7 And when the girls stand up to sneeze, you can see their housemaids knees. G7 C F C If you go swimmin' with the wimmin'. C A7 Gdim G7 Now even when I am at home and working day to day, G7 C I always do look forward to my half day holiday. A7 Dm The people don't invite me out, they know my half day's fixed, D7 D7b5 G7 I go out to the baths that day, because the bathing's mixed. C D7 G7 Gdim G7 C C7 And I go swimin' with the wimmin', and I do have a real good time. F Cdim C I go bobbing up and down in the water, D7 With a pretty girl, whose name is Adeline. C C7 Caug F You ought to see her latest bath-ing costume; D7 E7 It's nothing but a little bit of trimming. A7 D7 And what I took to be her face, turned out to be a different place, G7 C F C When I went swimmin' with the wimmin'. C D7, G7 Gdim G7, C C7, F Cdim C, D7 C C7 Caug F One day I went in with some of my re -lations, D7 E7 And someone went and pushed my Uncle Jim in. A7 He came up gasping for his breath and shouted; D7 And shouted; "what a lovely death, G7 C F C To die while swimmin', with the wimmin!' Chorus 4: C D7 G7 Gdim G7 C C7 Once I went swimmin' with the wimmin' and I did feel a big soft thing. F Cdim C A woman went and fainted in the water, D7 G7 And where she disappeared it left a ring. C C7 Caug F So I jumped in with nearly all my clothes on, D7 E7 And swam until my eyesight started dimming. A7 D7 And after fighting for my life, I found I'd gone and saved the wife; G7 C F C So I've chucked swimmin' with the wimmin'! A7 D7 G7, C F C CHORD DIAGRAMS: --------------- A7 D7 G7 C F Gdim EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE x02223 xx0212 323000 3x2010 133211 x1202x Dm D7b5 C7 Cdim Caug E7 EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE xx0231 xx0221 3x2310 xx1212 3x211x 020100 *UKULELE CHORDS* ---------------- A7 D7 G7 C F Gdim GCEA GCEA GCEA GCEA GCEA GCEA 0100 2223 0212 0003 2010 0101 Dm D7b5 C7 Cdim Caug E7 GCEA GCEA GCEA GCEA GCEA GCEA 2210 2x23 0001 2323 5443 1202