Our Sergeant Major

G D G Now theres a sergeant major, enjoys life when he can Em D He proves to all the ladies, hes a soldier and a man G Am He sticks out his chest, two pillows in his vest Am D G A bolster under his rotunda, our sergeant major G Am His medals break our hearts, he won them playing darts D D7 D G And while competing, who was cheating, our sergeant major Bm Hes far away the worst friend we've ever had Am D When hes far away, well, we're mighty glad G Am In the canteen bar, you know what sergeants are D D7 D G When we've passed out, whos the last out, our sergeant major G Am Hes got a raucous voice, his language isnt choice D D7 D G In clink wed shove him, how we love him, our sergeant major G Am His weight about hell throw, the wicked so and so D D7 D G Who'd even smother, his own mother, our sergeant major Bm Hes far away the worst friend we've ever had Am D When hes far away, well, we're mighty glad G Am Our bugler goes his rounds, and when the bugle sounds D D7 D G For everlasting, whos he blasting, our sergeant major Insert crazy solo here if you wish:) G Am Now he makes raw recruits, just tremble in their boots D D7 D G Calls them slackers, whos gone crackers, our sergeant major G Am His feet fill up the road, knock-kneed and pigeon toed D D7 D G We'd sooner shoot him than salute him, our sergeant major Bm Hes far away the worst friend we've ever had Am D When hes far away, well, we're mighty glad G Am The mascot goat we own, so big and fat has grown D D7 D G Wild and warlike, hes far more like, our sergeant major !