I Like Bananas Because They Have No Bones

C A7 Standing by the fruit store on the corner C A7 Once I heard a customer complain D7 A7 D7 A7 "You never seem€ to€…show the fruit…we all love so D7 G That's why business€…hasn't been the same C I don't like your peaches D7 They are full of stones G7 I like bananas C Because they have no bones C Don't give me tomatoes D7 Can't stand ice cream cones G7 I like bananas C Because they have no bones F No matter where I go C With Susie, May, or Anna D7 I want the world to know G I must have my banana C Cabbages and onions D7 Hurt my singing tones G7 I like bananas C Because they have no bones" C D7 G7 C C D7 G7 C F C D7 G C D7 G7 C C "Ach, all the famous Scotsmen D7 Even they are known G7 They like their bananas C 'Cause they have not any bone C It's everybody's weakness D7 It might be your own G7 Don't you like bananas? C Cause they have not any bones F Man, there's something in bananas C That gives you that strange feeling D7 Nobody can resist them G They are so appealing! Hah! C The quintuplet's bearnaise man D7 Those healthy five Dionnes G7 They all eat bananas C Cause they have not any bones" C D7 G7 C