Match Of The Day

| D G/D | D A/D G/D A/D | D G/D | D A/D G/D A/D | | D | Em | D | Em | D There's the Reds and there's the Greens Em Super slicks and has beens D Em They're accompanied by three men dressed in black D Em One's a whistle, two are flags, and quite often they're the drags D Em Kick the ball into the goal, they put it back Bm/D Bm Yes, Match of the Day's G/D D The only way, to spend your Saturday | D | Em | D | Em | D Em Each side's eleven men, with numbers on their backs D Em But at a distance they all tend to look the same D Em But some own their boutiques, well they clean up every week D Em Inciting riots, causing chaos, such a shame! Bm/D Bm But Match of the Day's G/D Am The only way we spend our Saturday Link Am D And that's not all, our mates the keepers Am Slippin' and sliding in the mud D G G/A Arms as long as creepers Middle 8 D G/D D A/D G/D A/D Send him off Ref' D G/D D A/D G/D A/D Where are your specs Ref' D G/D D A/D G/D A/D Kick you to death Ref' D G/D D A/D G/D A/D Oi! Are you deaf Ref | D | Em | D | Em | D There's a few things before we go Em That I think you ought to know D Em Obstruction, Body Checking, heavy tackles D So put on your hat and scarf Em Have a drink, have a larf' D Em From the terrace you can see your men do battle Bm/D Bm Yes, Match of the Day's G/D Am The only way you can spend your Saturday Link Am D Don't forget, the trainers with their sponges Am D G G/A Managers with open cheques, liquid business lunches Middle 8 D G/D D A/D G/D A/D Send him off Ref' D G/D D A/D G/D A/D Where are your specs Ref' D G/D D A/D G/D A/D Kick you to death Ref' D G/D D A/D G/D A/D Oi! Are you deaf Ref (lyrics mumbled ad lib) | D | Em | D | Em | (repeat and fade) Phfff! Good game 'ey, Ron? D'you see that goal in the Second Half? oh! Bit of a dirty tackle that, mate! I reckon I should've been a penalty myself! We paid 400, 000 pound for him, you realise that? Oh - look out, here comes a bottle Yes, fancy a pint then? My round ...