Big Bug Boogie

F7 D7 C#7 C7 B7 Bb7 Bb7 Hey bartender, there's a big bug in my beer Eb7 Bb7 Hey bartender, there's a big bug in my beer F7 Eb7 One eye is red, the other is green F7 Eb7 The craziest old bug that I've ever seen Eb7 F7 Eb7 Hey bartender, there's a big bug in my beer Bb7 Whoo bartender, the bug's got a big bazoo Eb7 Bb7 Whoo-ee bartender, the bug's got a big bazoo F7 Eb7 Big old head from there to here F7 Eb7 Big old mouth drinking all my beer Eb7 F7 Eb7 Hey bartender, the bug's got a big bazoo Bb7 One more beer, without the bug Bb7 One more beer, without the bug Eb7 One more beer, without the bug Bb7 One more beer, without the bug Bb7 Eb7 Well there's bugs on the ceiling, bugs on the floor Bb7 Eb7 All kinds of bugs creeping through the door Bb7 Eb7 There's bugs on the table, bugs on the bed F7 I do believe there's bugs in my head Bb7 Eb7 Bb7 F7 Eb7 F7 Eb7 Eb7 F7 Eb7 Bb7 Hey bartender, the bug's made himself a home Eb7 Bb7 Hey bartender, the bug's made himself a home F7 Eb7 Every time I take a sip F7 Eb7 The big old bug tries to bite my lip Eb7 F7 Eb7 Hey bartender, he's drinking up all the foam Bb7 Hey bartender, one thing I've got to know Eb7 Bb7 Hey bartender, there's one thing I've gotta know F7 Eb7 If the beer is his, then he can stay F7 Eb7 But if it's mine, all I can say Eb7 G7 Ab7 A7 Bb7 Bb7 Hey bartender,... the big bug's gotta go!