Thats Whats The Matter With Me

(spoken) Cm Edim7 Bb G7 Folks this really is one of the luckiest songs I ever sang Cm7 F7 Bb A Bb And I hope you like it Bb Bb7 When people look at me and say, Eb Cm7b5 "Why does that fellow act that way?” Bb F+ It's influence pre-natal, *pre-natal? Yes, pre-natal* (spoken) Eb Cm That's slowly brewing fatal. Cm Fdim My father hoped I'd be a boy, what a disappointment! Cm Fdim "A girl," my mother cried, C7 And you can see when they got me, C7 F7 They both were satisfied F7 As far as I'm concerned this thing is breaking up my life F7 I don't know whether I should take a husband or a wife? Bb Cm7 f I merely had just masculine desires, F7 Bb or if I only had the yearnings of a femme. Bb Cm7 F7 In me you must admit the mannish s*x is well defined. C7 F7 But when I see a football game, I nearly lose my mind. Bb7 Eb WhenI get mad just like a man I battle, G7 Cm When I take my kimono off they see, Cm G7 Cm G7 Cm I think I know the reason things are not exactly right, Cm G7 Cm G7 Cm my mother tried to get to Jersey on that fatal night. Cm Edim Bb G7 Though it t'was on a ferry boat that I first saw the light, Cm7 F7 Bb An that's what's the matter with me Bb Cm7 Now if I only was a boy my father sings me F7 Bb or if I only was the girl my mother craved Bb Cm7 F7 When I look into a mirror a big strong man I find, C7 F7 But when I see a battleship I can't make up my mind. Bb7 Eb I don't know whether I'm mister, miss or missus, G7 Cm I'm on the spot as you can plainly see, Cm G7 Cm G7 Cm Before my birth my mother had just flowers on her mind, Cm G7 Cm G7 Cm The doctor who attended her was just so good and kind, Cm Edim7 Bb G7 And when he arrived he brought the biggest pansy he could find, Cm7 F7 Bb A Bb And that's what's the matter with me, that's all