In My Ufo

A E G D A E Market checkout front page news G D Tells me stuff I need to use oh-oh A E We all read them – I don’t know G D Headlines with the UFOs oh-oh A E Aliens, they’re here to stay G D Take me into outer space A E Test me, probe me, check my brain G D Give me stuff, I feel no pain E E E B D D D D A A E Beam up in my, beam up in my U-F-O A E Took my girlfriend far away (I don’t care) G D Bring her back some other day oh-oh A E Beamed my dog up – I don’t know G D Where he shits in a UFO oh-oh A E Martians, moonmen, milky way G D Strap me down, I’m on display A E Hook this up, they zap my brain G D Give me something for the pain E E E B D D D D A A E Beam up in my, beam up in my U-F-O A G A G A G A A E Brought me back a week or less G D Sell my story to the press A E People as me- just in case G D Was I laid in outer space oh-oh