The Bj Song Chords - Garfunkel and Oates

Verse 1

A D A I've been down here such a long, long time D A My neck is at a weird angle and I don't love the view F#m B I've been working hard here, not sure what else to do A D A Maybe I'll try eye contact... A Nope, no eye contact, I feel like a creep F#m B Maybe it'll be over soon and I can go to-- A D A Ooh, I just chagged, I hate cha-- D A I did it again D A Who was the first woman to put a dick in her mouth? A So avant-garde, what a pioneer F#m B God, I don't know anything about the history of women A D A If a hipster cums on someone's face F#m Does he make it in a figure-eight like little cum-glasses? E Pearl vision

Chorus

A D D E I wanna make you feel good A D D E And stopping now would feel kind of wrong A D D E I wanna make you feel good A D A But only if it doesn't take too long

Verse 2

A D What should I do? My mouth is so dry F#m E Is it considered lubricant if I start to cry? A D If my dad saw me now, I would feel so bad F#m B Oh my God, stop thinking about my dad! D E The length of time down here I'm willing to do D E Is directly proportional to how much I like you D E I feel like you should know that, and hurry up F#m B 'Cause guess what? I don't like you that much E Or maybe I do E Who are you? A D I'm 36 years old and I forgot who I'm blowing F#m E I can't be down here any longer with not knowing A D You got one of those dicks that I can't seem to place F#m B I'll pretend to take a deep breath and look up at your face E Oh! It's Derek!

Chorus

A D D E I wanna make you feel good A D D E And stopping now would feel kind of wrong A D D E I wanna make you feel good A D A But only if it doesn't take too long

Verse 3

A D F#m E 3x

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A D F#m Wait, what's that sound? E It's silence! A D I feel like I haven't heard silence in such a long time F#m E Is this the first time I've stopped talking in, like, two years? A D Am I talking to fill the void of the great big empty? F#m Am I always like (gibberish) B So I don't have to face my fears? D E Do I really need a dick in my mouth to stop talking? D E Don't I ever shut the f**k up? D E God, I'm so sick of myself F#m B I need to talk to my therapist about why I talk so much Am I scared of si--

Outro

E A Yes, he's cumming! E A Yes, he's cumming! E A Yes, he's cumming! E A Yes, he's cumming! F A Whoa, he's cumming