Self Esteem

C F Dsus2 G C F Dsus2 You text at three in the morning G C And you misspell my name F Dsus2 You've slept with half my friends on Facebook G C And most of them think you are lame F Dsus2 You say that with me it's different G C And you're not that big of a dick F Dsus2 And if you disappear it's cause you're busy G Am Not 'cause you're with some other chick Em Am I know that this may be uncouth Em G But I want to tell you the truth C F My self-esteem's not low enough to date you Dsus2 G It's close but not quite there C F Dsus2 Give me time to get a little more desperate G C F Dsus2 Then you and I could make an awesome pair G C F Dsus2 G A totally awesome pair C F Dsus2 I seem like your perfect target G C Like I've been lonely for too long F Dsus2 You think I haven't had s*x in forever G C And I'll admit that you're not wrong F Dsus2 But I would rather have no one G C Than this crap, let me reaffirm F Dsus2 I wouldn't touch your dick if I'd been poisoned G Am And the antidote was in your sperm Em Am I know that this might be uncouth Em G But I've decided to tell you the truth C F My self-esteem's not low enough to date you Dsus2 G It's pretty close but not quite there C F Dsus2 Give me time to get a little more wasted G C F Dsus2 Then you and I could make an awesome pair G C F Dsus2 G A totally awesome pair Am Em We could last forever F C You just have to give me time Am C To learn to deal with bullshit F G And blatant lies C G But for now... for now C F My self-esteem's not low enough to date you Dsus2 G It's so close but not quite there C F Dsus2 Need time to get a little more wasted G C F Dsus2 Then you and I could make an awesome pair G C F Dsus2 G A totally awesome pair