I Would Never Have Sex With You

A one, a two, a three, four, five, six F Remember the time we went out to dinner You and I alone Bb We ate some French fries F Let’s do it again F Remember the time we went to the movies Laughed so hard we cried Bb And then we ate more French fries (French fries) F Let’s do it again Bb F 'Cause I really like you as a friend Bb F But there are things I can’t pretend Bb F Know I could love you 'til the end E But there is just one problem... Problem... problem... E F I would never have s*x with you E F Believe me, you’d know it if I wanted to E F I already would've shown my boobs to you E Am But that will never happen F Remember the time we stayed up all night talking Let our secrets out Bb Until the sunshine F Let’s do it again F Remember the time we went to Dave & Buster's Danced danced revolution Bb 'Til we won a keychain (French fries) F Let’s do it again Bb F This shouldn’t come as a surprise Bb F You should’ve seen it in my eyes Bb F I kinda like some other guys E But there’s a bigger problem... Problem... problem... E F I would never have s*x with you E F Believe me, you’d know it if I wanted to E F I already would have gone down on you (You would've liked it!) E Am But that will never happen Am E No amount of alcohol Am E Could change my mind at all Am E Our lips will never touch Am E So kiss that thought goodbye 'Cause... E F I would never have s*x with you E F Believe me, you’d know it if I wanted to E F I already would have held hands with you E Am But that will never happen