Wasted Every Time

C F G C F G C F C In 1940 my grandparents met in a quiet little countrytown C Am F G Where the highlanders there once grew corn, before the army burned it down C Am F C And girl, don't give me vodka shots, when I got polska on my mind C G C Lord knows, I get wasted every time C F They escaped through the Tatra mountains, almost everything is lost C Am F G When they got to the Austrian borders, they had to dig a tunnel to get across C Am F C My Grandma was the only member of five kids to survive C G F C Lord knows, she got wasted every time Dm G Bartender, check please! Dm G Here's the ticket for my cold Dm G Darling, why don't you call us a taxi cab C Am Think, I gotta go Dm G Don't worry, I'll be fine G C I'll just get wasted every time C G C Wasted every time C F Girl, don't bring up other girls I've had in the past C Am F G If skeletons is what you want, well, this ain't gonna last C Am F C When it comes to my ex-girlfriends, I think it's the best that you don't ask C G F C Lord knows, we got wasted every time C F Just like guys like me here, it doesn't take much more than a song C Am F G While you be in here in this atmosphere, well that could stir me wrong C Am F C So I think I best get going, 'cause if I don't get going I'm gone C G F C Lord knows, I got wasted every time Dm G Bartender, check please! Dm G Here's the ticket for my cold Dm G Darling, why don't you call us a taxi cab Em Dm Am Think, I gotta go Dm G Don't worry, I'll be fine G C F G C I'll just get wasted every time C G C Wasted every time C F G Let's crack a few more bottles of wine C F A bottle of Jameson and I'll be fine G Am G C Oh girl, I just get wasted every time