She Only Bitches When She Breathes

C She said if we got married G Buy a house and some land Am Pick out our circles of trust F Those matching wedding bands C Life would be so sweet G And I'd treat you oh so nice Dm C We'll be rollin in the hay F G Almost every night [BREAK FOR SPOKEN Male Voice "Just a Year Later" Female Voice "Take out the Trash, Mow the Yard, Clean the Garage] F She only bitches when she breathes C Rollin in the hay upsets her allergies G Wont wear no sexy lengerie F Since she ate that wedding cake C Only thing she blows is my money & dreams A# F Yea this circle of trust is like a band of thieves Am She stole my heart & then my self esteem F Dm I'll have to sum it up this way C She could turn a straight man gay F G C She only bitches when she breathes F | F | Am | Dm/C | F/G | C C G She was always smiling, shy in many ways Am She always kept me hanging F On every word she'd say C She was sweeter than honey G And every mans dream Dm C She said lets tie the knot F G We'll make the perfect team (BREAK FOR SPOKEN Male Voice "Just a Year Later" Female Voice "I work too, you never take me out anymore, I want a nap, why is my car not washed? Oh, and befor you ask, I have a headache") (Sing acapella until breathes) F She only bitches when she breathes C Rollin in the hay upsets her allergies G Wont wear no sexy lengerie F Since she ate that wedding cake C Only thing she blows is my money & dreams A# F Yea this circle of trust is like a band of thieves Am She stole my heart & then my self esteem F Dm I'll have to sum it up this way C She could turn a straight man gay F G C She only bitches when she breathes F She only bitches when she breathes C Rollin in the hay upsets her allergies G Gm Wont wear no sexy lengerie F Since she ate that wedding cake C Only thing she blows is my money & dreams A# F Yea this circle of trust is like a band of thieves Am She stole my heart & then my self esteem F Dm I'll have to sum it up this way C She could turn a straight man gay F G C She only bitches when she breathes C She could turn a straight man gay F G C She only bitches when she breathes