Pencil Neck Geek

Am Am E Back when I was a kid, life was going swell Am Till something happened, blew everything to hell Dm Am That night my daddy stumbled in, all pale and weak E Am Said "A woman up the block just gave birth to a geek." Am E Mom said, "Sell it to the circus, what the heck." Am Dad said, "Nope, this one's a pencil neck Dm Am And if there's one thing lower than a sideshow freak E Am C It's a grit eatin', scum suckin', pencil neck geek." F C You see if you take a pencil that won't hold lead G C Looks like a pipe cleaner attached to a head F Am Add a buggy whip body with a brain that leaks E Am You got yourself a grit eatin', pencil neck geek F C Pencil neck geek, grit eatin' freak G C Scum suckin', pea head with a lousy physique F Am He's a one-man, no gut, losing streak E Am Nothin' but a pencil neck geek (pencil neck geek) Am E Soon the geeks were poppin' up all over town Am You couldn't hardly sneeze without knockin' one down Dm Am After a nice juicy steak, if you need a toothpick E Am Just reach for a geek, they'll do the trick Am E One day we cut one up for fish bait Am Learned our lesson just a little bit late Dm Am Soon as the geek hit the drink, the water turned red E Am Next day, sure enough, all the fish were dead F C Pencil neck geek, grit eatin' freak G C Scum suckin', pea head with a lousy physique F Am He's a one-man, no gut, losing streak E Am Nothin' but a pencil neck geek (Ooo ooo ooo) Am E Am Dm Am E Am E Most any night you know where I can be found Am Yeah, stomping some geek's head into the ground Dm Am So keep the faith 'cause in Blassie you can trust E Am I won't give up 'til the last geek bites the dust F C Pencil neck geek, grit eatin' freak G C Scum suckin', pea head with a lousy physique F Am He's a one-man, no gut, losing streak E Am Nothin' but a pencil neck geek (pencil neck geek) Am They say, "these geeks come a dime a dozen.” (pencil neck geek) Am I'm lookin' for the guy who's supplin' the dimes (pencil neck geek) Am Its gonna be real hard times for all of these (pencil neck geek) Am E Grit eatin', Scum suckin', Boot lickin', Drop kickin' E Am Gut grindin', Nail bitin', Glue sniffin', Scab pickin' Am E Butt scratchin', Egg hatchin', Sleazy, Smelly, Pepper bellied Dm E N.C. Dirty, lousy, rotten, stinkin', freaks Am Nothing but a pencil neck geek (pencil neck geek, pencil neck geek, pencil neck geek)