Why Does It Hurt When I Pee Chords - Frank Zappa

Verse

A5 G5 F5 F5 G5 Why does it hurt when i pee? A5 G5 F5 F5 G5 Why does it hurt when i pee? E5 F5 G5 E5 I don't want no doctor to stick no needle in me A5 G5 D5 Why does it hurt when i pee? D5 Dsus D

{tab: e|--------------------------|}

{tab: B|-----------8~~---7~~------|}

{tab: G|--(7~~)--7~~---7~~---7~~--|}

{tab: D|--(7~~)-------------------|}

{tab: A|--(5~~)-------------------|}

{tab: E|--------------------------|}

A5 G5 F5 F5 G5 I got it from the toilet seat A5 G5 F5 F5 G5 I got it from the toilet seat E5 F5 N.C. E5 It jumped right up and grabbed my meat A5 G5 D5 Got it from the toilet seat First guitar D5 D5 D

{tab: e|-------10~---12~---13~---14~---------|}

{tab: B|-------------------------------------|}

{tab: G|--10/11~---12~---13~---14~-----------|}

{tab: D|-------------------------------------|}

{tab: A|-------------------------------------|}

{tab: E|-------------------------------------|}

E5 F5 G5 E5 A5 D5 D5

{tab: e|--12-------------------10--| |-------------------------------------------11TR12TR11TR12TR11--|}

{tab: B|-----13-12-13-10-12-13-----| 8x |-------7-9~~---------8-10~~---------10-12----------------------|}

{tab: G|---------------------------| |--9--9--------10--10---------12--12----------------------------|}

{tab: D|---------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------|}

{tab: A|---------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------|}

{tab: E|---------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------|}

Second guitar

{tab: e|-----------------------|}

{tab: B|-----------------------|}

{tab: G|--9--------------------|}

{tab: D|----10-9-10-7-10-9-10--|}

{tab: A|-----------------------|}

{tab: E|-----------------------|}

Third guitar

{tab: e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|}

{tab: B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|}

{tab: G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|}

{tab: D|----------------5-7~~-------7-5-------------2~~-----3~~-----5~~-----2~~----|}

{tab: A|----------5-7-8-----------------8-7-5-------2~~-----3~~-----5~~-----2~~----|}

{tab: E|--1-5-7-8-----------------------------8-7-5-0~~-----1~~-----3~~-----0~~----|}

D5 D5 Ooooooh!

Verse

A5 G5 F5 (Rattle) My balls feel like a pair of maracas A5 G5 F5 F My balls feel like a pair of maracas E5 F5 n.c E5 Oh god i probably got the Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus! A5 G5 D5 My balls feel like a pair of maracas C5 Ai-eee-ai-eee-ahhhh!

Outro

A5 Why does it A5 Why does it A5 Why does it A5 C5 F5 G5 Why does it hurt...when...I

{tab: e|--7h8p7p5\3h5--|}

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{tab: D|---------------|}

{tab: A|---------------|}

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