Lonesome Cowboy Burt

C My name is Burtram F I am a redneck C All my friends, F They call me 'Burt' (Hi, Burt!) C All my family, F From down in Texas C Make their livin' G Diggin' dirt THEN ITS THE THE SAME WITH THE OTHER VERSES Come out here to Californy, Just to find me Some pretty girls Ones I seen Gets me so horny; Ruby lips, 'N teeth like pearls! Wanna love 'em all! Wanna love 'em dearly! Wanna pretty girl- I'll even pay! I'll buy 'em furs! I'll buy 'em jewelry! I know they like me; Here's what I say: UNTIL: A E I'm lonesome Cowboy Burt! (Speakin' atcha!) A E Come smell my fringe-y shirt! (Reekin' atcha!) A E My cowboy pants, A E My cowboy dance, A E My bold advance, D G On this here waitress . . . Yodel-oh-oo-pee-hey Yodel-oh-oo-pee! E A (He's lonesome Cowboy Burt E A Don'tcha get his feelings hurt) D Come out in this place, A 'N I'll buy you a taste, E You can sit on my face- Where's my waitress? Key change: C Burtram, Burtram redneck C Burtram, Burtram redneck C I'm an awful nice guy! Sweat all day in the sun! Roofer by trade, F Quite a bundle I've made, D I'm unionized roofin' old G Son-of-a-gun! (He's a unionized roofin' old Son-of-a-gun!) Then the same for the next 2 verses When I get off, I get plastered Drink till I fall onna floor, Find me some Communist bastard, 'N stomp on his face till he don't Move no more! (He stomps on his face till he don't Move no more!) I fuss, an' I cuss an' I keep on drinkin', Till my eyes puff up an' turn red! I drool on m'shirt, I see if he's hurt, Kick him again in the head, yes! D G Kick him again in the head, boys!