The Man In The Santa Suit

E E At the koc local 313 A E D There's a fat man standing by the soda machine F#m E B And he knows, he knows, he knows E Life can be funny E He calls the hair salon says put Loretta on A E D Cause the mall just called and said the last guy's gone F#m E B And I know, I know, God knows E We need the money A E And he's a big red cherry A E But it's hard to be merry A E When the kids are all laughing D F#m Saying hey it's Jerry Garcia B Ain't he cute? D A The man in the santa suit E And all the moms in town they bring their brats around A D But they can't sit still or keep their rootbeer down F#m E B Now it's up, hey how 'bout that E It looks like a milkshake E Now Jimmy's grown this year says Mommy quick come here A E D Santa's sweaty and he smells like beer F#m E B And he says, kid shut your mouth E You give me a headache A E And he's jolly and hairy A E But it's hard to be merry A E When the guys at the bar D F#m say he looks like a fairy, but he's doing it B Just for the loot D The man in the santa suit A E A E D F#m E B E A E D F#m E B E F#m B D A E