Grandma Is Missing

E My grandma she’s missing! B C#m If you see her please A return her to me! E She tends to forget B to wear her pants C#m and put in her A teeth now you see! G#m E B Aaah ah ahh ahh G#m A Aaah yeah eah eah C#m She could be dancing at A the strip club for everyone E to see I bet she’s having B fun wherever she may be C#m Sometimes she eats from A trash cans I think she must E feel free Anyways I love B her dearly So it all E B C#m A don’t matter to me! E Oh Grandma where are you? B Please stop running! C#m You forgot your pills again A E today Just come back We all B know if you don’t take them C#m A You get a little carried away! G#m E B Aaah ah ahh ahh G#m A Aaah yeah eah eah C#m She could be dancing at A the strip club for everyone E to see I bet she’s having B fun wherever she may be C#m Sometimes she eats from A trash cans I think she must E feel free Anyways I love B her dearly So it all E B C#m A don’t matter to me! E B C#m A then E F#m G#m A C#m She could be dancing at A the strip club for everyone E to see I bet she’s having B fun wherever she may be C#m Sometimes she eats from A trash cans I think she must E feel free Anyways I love B her dearly So it all E B C#m A don’t matter to me! Verse 3/Outro E My grandma we’ve found her! B Have you seen her?!! C#m She’s at our punk A E rock show tonight!