Im A Werecow

C Em C Em C There's a full moon in the pasture tonight Em C D Hangs like a fine and polished pearl, so pure and white C ?? The average guy finds so much beauty in its light Em C D But I'm a werecow, Moo moo moo, Em I'm a werecow… Now I'm stuck Em C Em C Em C It seemed so innocent when Bossy bit my hand Em C I was just tryin' to milk her, but I didn't understand D Am C That Bossy really was Pierre the handyman Em C D He was a werecow, Moo moo moo Em C D He was a werecow, Moo moo moo Em C By day I work the fields here on my daddy's farm Em C By night I roam the neighbor's place in search of corn D Am C Chewin' my cud and tryin' to keep my udders warm Em C D I’m a werecow, Moo moo moo Em C D I’m a werecow, Moo moo moo Em C The mornings after always make my family wince Em C I know it's hard for them to try and make some sense D Am C Of finding me naked with my head stuck through a fence Em C D I’m a werecow, Moo moo moo Em C D I’m a werecow, Moo moo moo Em I'm a werecow Gm D I found this gypsy who said she could break the curse Am C Said that she sympathized with me but she'd seen worse F# D Said Lon Chaney, Jr. used to be a client of hers Am B She was pretty, wore a real nice dress, Shoot, I was impressed! Em C She asked for money and I gladly said I'd pay Em C But when she said a million bucks, I swear I was enraged D Cm So I bit that gypsy, and now, well, we're engaged Em C D She's a werecow, Moo moo moo Em C D She's a werecow, Moo moo moo Em C D Em She's a werecow, And a pretty little heifer she is too Em C These days the sheriff lets me spend the night in jail Em C So I won't hurt nobody when the moon turns pale D Am C Or end up some entree at the local Steak & Ale Em C D I’m a werecow, Moo moo moo Em C D I’m a werecow, Em C D Somebody, somebody call a vet, Em C D Yeah, I think I'm gettin' a touch of milk fever Em C D I'm a werecooooooooooooooooooooow! Em C D Em C D Em