A Kiss Is Not A Contract Chords - Flight of the Conchords

G C D E C* D* A B7

{tab: e|--3--0--2--7----3----5---0----2---|}

{tab: B|--0--1--3--8----5----7---2----4---|}

{tab: G|--0--0--2--9----5----7---2----2---|}

{tab: D|--0--2--0--9----5----7---2----4---|}

{tab: A|--2--3--x--7----3----5---x----2---|}

{tab: E|--3--x--x--x----x----x---x----x---|}

G C D A kiss is not a contract, but it's very nice Mmmmm, very nice G C Just because you've been exploring my mouth D Doesn't mean you get to take an expedition further south, no G C D A kiss is not a contract, but it's very nice It's very, very nice G C Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey D Doesn't mean you get to score the goal that's in my jockeys Em D* Oh just because I'm in a two man novelty band C Doesn't mean it's all about poontang B7 I can't go round loving everyone A Em I just wouldn't get anything done Em D* You can take me out to dinner that might be quite nice C you could buy me a burrito and some beans and rice B7 but that won't get you into pants paradise A (strum all once) They call it a fly because it takes you up to heaven oh oh G C D A kiss is not a contract, but it's very nice It's very, very nice G C D I'm only one man, baby, pretty baby G C D We're only two men, ladies, G C D G Oh pretty babies