The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen

Em C B7 The restroom door said, “Gentlemen” so I just walked inside. Em C B7 I took two steps and realized I’d been taken for a ride. Am G Em D I heard high voices turned and found the place was occupied G B7 Em D By two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse. What could be worse? G B7 Em Than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse. Em C B7 The restroom door said, “Gentlemen,” it must have been a gag. Em C B7 As soon as I walked in there I ran into some old hag. Am G Em D She sprayed me with a can of mace and smacked me with her bag. G B7 Em D I could tell that this wouldn’t be my day. What could I say? G B7 Em This just wasn’t turning out to be my day. Em C B7 The restroom door said, “Gentlemen,” and I would like to find. Em C B7 The crummy little creep who had the nerve to switch the sign. Am G Em D As I got two black eyes and one high heel up my behind. G B7 Em D Now I can’t sit with comfort and joy, boy o boy G B7 Em Now I’ll never sit with comfort and joy.