Steal From Walmart

C F G C C F G C C F G C F C F Well if you're hard up for cash and still have gotta pay the rent C G And continue existing in your own environment C F C G Well my friend I have some good advice for you and that is go down to Walmart and steal yourself some food C F C G The first thing you’ll need is a long store receipt to make it apparent that you've bought it all complete C F C G And the next item you're gonna wanna take is a reusable grocery bag to fill up along the way C F C G And your main concern as you’re walking along is try your very best and remain calm C F C G Act just like you do this every day and respond to the workers if they greet you along the way C F C G Start with your items that are the biggest first, such as frozen dinners and drinks to quench your thirst C F C G And then at the top you're gonna wanna place the smallest and the lightest, now you're doing great, yeah! C F G C C F G C C F G C F G C F C G And after you have your necessities, you're gonna walk through a closed aisle, most likely 13 C F C G And then you're gonna take out that receipt and head for the exit, though not too hastily C F C G Avoid eye contact as you make for the street and now you're a professional, bonafide thief, yeah! C F E C C F G C C F E C F G C