Under The Table

N.C. I would beg to disagree N.C. But begging disagrees with me N.C. I would beg to disagree N.C. But begging disagrees with me F I told you I didn't wanna go to this dinner F You know I don't go for those ones that you bother about F So when they say something that makes me start to simmer F That fancy wine won't put this fire out, oh F Kick me under the table all you want C F C I won't shut up, I won't shut up F Kick me under the table all you want C F I won't shut up, I won't shut up F I'd like to buy you a pair of pillow-soled hiking boots F To help you with your climb F Or rather, to help the bodies that you step over along your route F So they won't hurt like mine C Kick me under the table all you want F C F C I won't shut up, I won't shut up C Kick me under the table all you want F C F C I won't shut up, I won't shut up Dm Am And if I don't wanna go, leave me alone F C Don't push me, cookie, don't push me, don't you push me Dm C If you get me to go and I open my mouth Fm To the fucking mutton that they're talking about You could pout, but don't you, don't you Cm Don't you, don't you, don't you shush me F N.C. Kick me under the table all you want C F C F I won't shut up, I won't shut up F Kick me under the table all you want C F C F F * G * Ab * I won't shut up, I won't shut up C Kick me under the table all you want (I would beg to disagree) F C F C I won't shut up, I won't shut up (But begging disagrees with me) C Kick me under the table all you want (I would beg to disagree) F C F C I won't shut up, I won't shut up (But begging disagrees with me) Dm Am And if I don't wanna go, leave me alone F C Don't push me, cookie, don't push me, don't you push me Dm C If you get me to go and I open my mouth Fm To the fucking mutton that they're talking about You could pout, but don't you, don't you Cm Don't you, don't you, don't you shush me F N.C. I would beg to disagree But begging disagrees with me C * D * I would beg to disagree E * F * But begging disagrees with me G * Bb * I would beg to disagree A * Ab * C But begging disagrees with me F Kick me under the table all you want C F I won't shut up, I won't shut up F Kick me under the table all you want (I would beg to disagree) C F I won't shut up, I won't shut up (I would beg to disagree) C Kick me under the table all you want (I would beg to disagree) F C F C I won't shut up, I won't shut up (But begging disagrees with me) C Kick me under the table all you want (I would beg to disagree) F C F C I won't shut up, I won't shut up (But begging disagrees with me)