Wake Bake Skate

F F F F Wake! Bake! Skate! Ah! F A I do a bunch of drugs I'm a fiend and an addict Bb All methed up watching television static F A And I'm gonna try and make it for another year Bb Just to hang out with my best friends and drink a lot of beer F A I'm so fucking cheap (so fucking cheap) Bb And I'm so fucking broke (so fucking broke) F A And I don't have a job and I don't have a home Bb Don't have a life and I'm always stoned F F F F Wake! Bake! Skate! Ah! F A So spun out I can't even see Bb Skated so hard I can't even breathe F A But I gotta bomb this hill and I gotta shoot this line Bb Gotta get my king for a $1.99 F A Cause I'm so fucking cheap (so fucking cheap) Bb And I'm so fucking broke (so fucking broke) F A And I don't have a job and I don't have a phone Bb Don't have a life and I'm always stoned F F F F Wake! Bake! Skate! Ah! Bridge/Chorus 3 (3x): F A And I'm so fucking cheap Bb And I'm so fucking broke F A And I don't have a job and I don't have a phone Bb Don't have a life and I'm always stoned F F F F Wake! Bake! Skate! Ah! (All Strings Open) Crash!