No Money No Honey

F I'm going down, down to the river, I'm gonna bring a 30 pack I'm gonna drink with all my good friends and I ain't ever, ever coming back Bb F I got no money and I'm starving, I got nothing left Bb F Spent it all on golden honey and two lines of meth F I'm gonna chug a lot of Jim Beam 'til my face turns brown and blue I'm gonna get in my car and start it and drive right over you Bb F 'Cause I got nothing else to live for, I got nowhere to be Bb F Spent my money on that honey and a bottle of Beam (Play through a verse and a chorus, whistle along if you like) F - - - - Bb - F - Bb - F - F I wanna tell you that I like you but my heart is black and blue and you'd say that it's such a bad idea. That's hard to swallow, but it's harder to chew Bb F You'd probably think that this is funny as I do too Bb F I gotta keep on just laughing or I am through F I'm going back down to the river, I'm gonna find my duffle bag I'm gonna stick my puppy in it and drown him 'til his tail don't wag Chorus 4 Bb F 'Cause I can't spend anymore money, I can't give him a bed Bb F I cannot feed him golden honey or two scoops of meth C Bb And the next thing you know I cannot feel C Bb My airbag's open on my steering wheel C Bb and I guess that oak tree was kinda real C now I gotta skip this town~ F I'm gonna call up Max and Elvis, I'm gonna tell them how I feel They're gonna call me a fucking pussy and pass me a couple beers Chorus 5 Bb F We got no money, got no honey, we got nothing left Bb F Spent it all on golden honey and two lines of meth