The Bad Touch Chords - Feuerschwanz

Intro

Dm Dm D5 D5 D5 F5 D5 F5 C5 Bb5 Gm 2x

Verse 1

Dm F5 Sweat baby sweat baby s*x is a Texas drought C5 Me and you do the kind of stuff Bb That only Prince would sing about Dm So put your hands down my pants F5 And I'll bet you'll feel nuts C5 Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert Bb And you're getting two thumbs up Dm You've had enough of two-hand touch F5 You want it rough you're out of bounds C5 I want you smothered want you covered Bb Like my Waffle house hashbrowns Dm Come quicker than FedEx never reach F5 An apex like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined C5 To make me rise an hour early just Bb5 Like Daylight Savings Time

Chorus

Dm F5 You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals C5 Bb5 So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now! Dm F5 You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals C5 So let's do it like they do Bb5 On the Discovery Channel Gettin' horny now! D5 F5 C5 Bb5 Gm 4x

Verse 2

Dm F5 Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket C5 Like the lost catacombs of Egypt Bb Only God knows where we stuck it Dm Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific F5 I wanna be down in your South Seas C5 But I got this notion that the motion Bb5 Of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory" Dm So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, F5 В-5 you sunk my battleship C5 Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee Bb5 With an automatic drip Dm So show me yours I'll show you mine F5 "Tool Time" you'll lovett just like Lyle C5 And then we'll do it doggy style Bb5 So we can both watch "X-Files!"

Chorus