Divorce Lawyers Funeral Directors And Jailors

G G G G C C C C Dm7 In this beautiful world there are all kinds of things I can be G C A banker a trucker a soldier it's all up to me F A salesman a hobo a preacher who follows the call G C F C But they're sweet jobs I don't want no part of at all G C F And there's divorce lawyers funeral directors and jailers G C G I don't care to profit from life tragedies or loves failures C I'd rather dig ditches push railroad switches F Or be an old broken down old sailor G C G Than a divorce lawyer a funeral director or jailer C Dm7 I stood by and watched a poor widow kick in her last dime G7 C G On what she was told was a deluxe funeral so fine C F And jailers are prisoners and just let 'em out now and then G C F C And a divorce lawyer can't lose and his clients can't win G C F And I don't care for divorce lawyers funeral directors and jailers G C G I don't care to profit from life tragedies or loves failures C I'd rather dig ditches push railroad switches F Or be an old broken down old sailor G C Than a divorce lawyer a funeral director or jailer G C A divorce lawyer a funeral director or jailer