Jolly Green Dumbass

D A G A 4x D Well all the things I've A said To try to make it G work Have all been A bent or misunderstood D Everything was A G taken the wrong way A Now you're making D A G A D A G A things so hard D Now when you think of me A you get bent outta shape G A Pissed off at all the choices that you've made D A Everything is going the G wrong way And it's A D A G A D A G A making things so hard G A D You always kick and scream so hard G What can I do to calm you down A D Why do you make things so hard G You gotta stop sneaking around A D C B I guess for you a new life has begun G A D A G A D A G A I'll sit at home and watch reruns D A G A D A G A D So I'm gone all the time A what difference does it make G A Togetherness doesn't seem to amount to anything D A Everything is all screwed G A up and now I'm making D A G A D A G A things so hard D Sometimes I think about A the way it used to be G You're not the same person A that you started out to be D A I haven't talked to you G A in days and I guess D A G A D A G A it's not so hard G A D You always kick and scream so hard G What can I do to calm you down A D Why do you make things so hard G You gotta stop sneaking around A D C B I guess for you a new life has begun G A D A G A D A G A I'll sit at home and watch reruns D A G A D A G A Guitar Solo D A G A 4x Chorus 3/Outro G A D You always kick and scream so hard G What can I do to calm you down A D Why do you make things so hard G You gotta stop sneaking around A D C B I guess for you a new life has begun G A D A G A D A G A I'll sit at home and watch reruns D A G A D A G A D