I Went To The Store One Day

G6 G#dim7 We met in a parking lot D Buying coffee and cigarettes A A7 D Firewood and bad wine long since gone F#7 G But I'm still drunk and hot, wide awake Breathing hard G6 G#dim7 But now, in just one year's time D A A7 D I've become jealous, rail-thin, prone to paranoia when I'm stoned F#7 G 'Cause isn't true love "someone oughta put me in a home?" G6 G#dim7 D A A7 D Say, do you wanna get married and put an end to our endless regressive tendency to scorn? F#7 G Provincial concepts like your dowry and your daddy's farm G6 D A For love to find us of all people D G#dim7 I never thought it be so simple F#7 G#dim7 G6 Ooh... G6 G#dim7 D A A7 D Let's buy a plantation house and let the yard grow wild until we don't need the signs that say, "Keep out" F#7 G I've got some money left and it's cheaper in the South G6 G#dim7 D A A7 D I need someone I can trust to protect me from our seven daughters when my body says, "Enough!" F#7 G Don't let me die in a hospital, I'll save the big one for the last time we make love Gm D F#7 G#dim7 Insert here a sentiment re: our golden years G6 Abm D A D All 'cause I went to the store one day A D "Seen you around, what's your name?"