God Is A Middle-Aged Woman

C G God is a middle aged woman F With planets for earrings C G C And international date lines at the corners of her eyes and these chords repeat for the verse until...! F C But oh God won't you just say hello F C G Oh God you can take it real slow And then after a while we have the bridge and outro: F C F C F C G Ah, so beautiful on the patio at night F C F C F C G Ah, so wonderful, how did I not see it before? C G F Oh God!