The Unemployment Line

N.C. One two N.C. One two three four Dm Dm Well, the president speaks and he speaks so nice Dm His voice is president clear Dm He says a lot of words that I don't understand Dm The rest of it I don't wanna hear Dm The Republican talks and he says a lot of things Dm 'Bout how the president's wrong Dm The Democrat talks and they argue and they fight Dm Nothing ever really gets done G Well, I just sit there drinkin' my beer G Feelin' all buzzed and fine Dm And tomorrow I get up and go back to the job F Standin' in the unemployment line Dm Dm And a boy goes off with a patriotic pride Dm Goes off to fight in the war Dm He gets a bullet in the leg and he comes back home Dm He says what are we fighting there for Dm Got his leg heals up and he's going pretty good Dm And he knows he's lucky all right Dm So he goes out into the world to get himself a job Dm But there ain't no job in sight G So he sits right there drinkin' his beer G Feelin' all buzzed and fine Dm And tomorrow he get up and go back to the job F Standin' in the unemployment line Dm Dm And a woman come home, says to her man Dm I got a pink slip underneath the door Dm We gotta sell your car, sell the house Dm 'Cause we can't live here any more Dm But the house don't sell and it goes to the bank Dm And they lose everything they own Dm The Republican talks with the Democrat man Dm And nothin' ever really gets done G So she sits right there, drinkin' their beer G Feelin' all buzzed and fine Dm And tomorrow she get up and go back to the job F Standin' in the unemployment line Dm G Dm G Dm Dm The Democrat talks and he sounds so smart Dm He knows all the words in the book Dm Republican talks, he's smart too Dm And he too sounds like a crook Dm One stand up and one sit down Dm Another stand up and another sit down Dm A painted on smile, a painted on frown Dm Yeah, nothin' seen but a houseful of clowns G So we sit right here, drinkin' our beers, G Feelin' all buzzed and fine Dm Well, there ain't no job so I'll just sleep here F And screw the unemployment line Dm