Im Gettin Stoned

D5 D5 Csus4 Read it in the paper, marked the date on the wall G D5 To remind myself to celebrate the day I lose it all D5 Csus4 They made plans to be together. I made plans to be alone. G C G D5 She got a rock, I'm gettin' stoned. D5 Csus4 Damn right I've got objections, but it's awful too late now. G D5 Yea the cans are on the limo and the rice is on the ground. D5 Csus4 They're headed for the islands, but hell I'm already gone. G C G D5 She got a rock, I'm gettin' stoned G D5 Here's to happy ever after, and here's to balls and chains. A C* D5 Here's to all us haters of old lovers' new last names. G D5 G Here's to holdin' up and gettin' right where I belong. G C G D5 She got a rock, I'm gettin' stoned. *You don't have to play this C, but I think it's outlined by the other instruments D5 Csus4 Yea I knew that it was over when I heard those weddin' bells. G D5 That preacher was my jailer, now this bottle is my bail. D5 Csus4 So much for all that prayin' her I do would be I don't. G C G D5 She got a rock, I'm getting' stoned G D5 Here's to happy ever after, and here's to balls and chains. A C* D5 Here's to all us haters of old lovers' new last names. G D5 G Here's to holdin' up and gettin' right where I belong. G C G D5 She got a rock, I'm gettin' stoned. *You don't have to play this C, but I think it's outlined by the other instruments Guitar G D5 G D5 G D5 A D5 G D5 G So to hell with her and him and that white horse they rode out on G C G D5 She got a rock, I'm gettin' stoned G C D5 Yea she got a rock, Haha I'm gettin' stoned. Vamp on D5