Please Leave My Butter Alone

F Everybody pinches my butter Bb F They won't leave my butter alone Bb F And nothing is better than butter G7 C C7 For keeping the old man at home F Bb F Everybody says I'm old-fashioned G7 C C7 To sit on the things that are rationed F Bb F Bb F So, pinch all my ham and my plum and apple jam G7 C7 F But please leave my butter alone NC F Bb F I've got a nice friendly face, I think you will agree Bm F G7 C7 And folks are always popping in to have a cup of tea F Bb F Bm You might think there's a war on, while they argue and they shout G7 C C7 But it's not wars or politics that I'm worryin' about (Spoken over chords) F D'ya know that everybody pinches my butter, it's disgusting Bb F They won't leave my butter alone, getting quite worried Bb F You know there's nothing that's better than a little bit o' butter You know what I mean G7 C C7 For keeping your old man at home, keeping him a bit busy like F Bb F You know everybody says I'm a bit old-fashioned, I'm funny that way G7 C C7 And I like to so sit on my things that I've got rationed F Bb F Bb F You can pinch all my ham and my plum and apple jam G7 C7 F But, ah, please leave my butter alone - I'll take care of it! (Sung) G7 C7 F Please leave my butter alone, that's what I say F Bm F Bb F G7 C C7 F Everybody says I'm old-fashioned G7 C C7 To sit on the things that are rationed F Bb F Bb So, pinch all my ham and my plum and apple jam G7 C7 F But please leave my butter alone G7 C7 F Please leave my butter alone