Sometimes It Takes Balls To Be A Woman

D A Sometimes it takes balls to be a woman A Standin' up to a test. While wearin' a party dress G D G Sometimes looks can be deceivin', while you're quietly over achievin' D A D Oh sometimes it takes balls to be a woman D She's a socialite, a decent housewife A And she makes a mean lasagna So when the mechanic said now lady don't panic D But this one's gonna cost ya' She said I know I don't need my engine rebuilt G So just check the tires and change the belts A Honey I know you thought you saw me comin' D But sometimes it takes balls to be a woman D A Sometimes it takes balls to be a woman A Standin' up to a test. While wearin' a party dress G D G Sometimes looks can be deceivin', while you're quietly over achievin' D A D Oh sometimes it takes balls to be a woman D Who says I should repent for the money I spent A On shoes and bags and jewelry Well to hell with all that, my hard workin' ass D Ain't gonna sit before a jury I said now isn't that a mighty small price to pay G For all the love I send your way A Honey when it comes down to the plumbin' D Sometimes it takes balls to be a woman D A Sometimes it takes balls to be a woman A Standin' up to a test. While wearin' a party dress G D G Sometimes looks can be deceivin', while you're quietly over achievin' D A D Oh sometimes it takes balls to be a woman G Look at Dolly and Loretta D G They still live it to the letter D A Oh sometimes it takes balls to be D A Oh sometimes it takes balls to be D G Big, big, big, big balls to be D A D Oh sometimes it takes balls to be a woman