Evil Genius

C G Out In The Hallway, F I Said “Hello, G The Dance Is This Friday, C Do You Wanna Go?” G “Probably Not.” F She Promptly Replied, G “But Kudos For Asking, C You’re Such A Nice Guy!” G Yeah I Should Have Known F I’d End Up At Home G C Watching My Star Wars Box Trilogy G But Here Is The Truth F If She Only Knew G F G That I’ve Got A Secret She’d Never Believe C Kelly Doesn’t Know That I’m An G Evil Genius, With A F G Sidekick Dog Named Grover Cleveland, C And She Doesn’t Know That G F We Can Take Over The World F F G G C G F With Cyborg Robot Squirrels! F F G G C G F G With Cyborg Robot Squirrels!! C G Down In The Basement F I Wish She Could See G The Monkeys I’ve Altered C Genetically G And All Of My Plans F To Make A Home On The Moon G It’s Not Quite Completed C But It’s Coming Soon. G When I Fall Asleep F All I Do Is Dream G Of Candle Lit Dates C In The Laboratory G And When I’m Awake F It’s Hard To Concentrate G F On The Assembly Of My Robot Army C Kelly Doesn’t Know That I’m An G Evil Genius, With A F G Sidekick Dog Named Grover Cleveland, C And She Doesn’t Know That G F We Can Take Over The World F F G G C G F With Cyborg Robot Squirrels! F F G G C G F G With Cyborg Robot Squirrels!! F C I Worked Up The Nerve G To Go To The Dance C There’s No Reason I F Shouldn’t Give It A Chance. C I Walked Through The Door G And What Should I See F But It Was Kelly Staring Back At Me, N.C. And She Said C “I Always Wanted To Be A G Mad Professor F With A Bottlenosed Dolphin I Can G Name Sylvester, C G If That’s The Kind Of Thing You’re Into F I’m Your Girl. C ‘Cause I’ve Been Looking For An G Evil Genius With A F G Sidekick Dog Named Grover Cleveland C And Now That I’ve Found You G F We Can Take Over The World F F G G C G F With Cyborg Robot Squirrels! F F G G C With Cyborg Robot Squirrels!! G G F F C