San Berdoo Sunburn

A D Tapping time with one good finger E I got this girlfriend and she's a swinger We make plans and then C A We head out to San Bernardino D We get gas at the local P & M E Buy a coke in a can made of tin C We drink fast because D A We're headed out west to San Bernardino D And we shall miss Carolina A And the east coast as opposed to the west D But we won't shed any tears though E Not even be sad because we know C A The western desert is the best D I filled a bag with cigarettes and apple wine We'll hit the road again at 10 mintues to 9 E Me and this girl I think she's pregnant C A And we're headed to San Bernardino D And then when we hit Texas A We'll stop in Amarillo for a bite to eat D We'll stop on over in Dallas E And visit my friend but we can't stay C For more than a week A I've got the south in my veins But California in my mouth D And that's the simple reason Why I'm leaving the south E Me and this girl and she's so foxy C A And we're heading to San Bernardino That was close D We crossed the Tennesse state border They would've locked us up by the sheriff's order E Yes we're freaks, but they can't touch us C A Out west in San Bernardino D And we shall miss Carolina A And the east coast as opposed to the west D But we won't shed any tears though E Not even be sad because we know C A The western desert is the best D I filled a bag with cigarettes and apple wine We'll hit the road again at 10 mintues to 9 E Me and this girl and she's so foxy C A And we're headed to San Bernardino A D E C A A A D E C A getting slower