Christmas Tree

Am Em Am Em Dm Em Am Em Am Am Em It's Christmas eve. Snow is falling down. Am Em All packed up & head into town. Am Em Am I wasting my time selling Christmas trees? Am Em They're only 20 quid, won't you buy one please!? Dm Em But they're not shiftin'... Am Em Am And I wonder..? Am Em I'm sitting here at the side of the road, Am Em Trying to get rid of this festive load. Am Em I'd sell a Christmas tree to a friend or a foe. Am Em But it's like selling ice to an Eskimo! Dm Em And no-one ever buys one! Am Em Am And I wonder..? C G I wonder how, I wonder why Am Em Santa & the reindeer are able to fly F G C G7 And all that I can see is just another Christmas tree! C G I'm up in the woods. They're all around! Am Em I'm chop, chop, chopping, chopping, them down!! F G C G7 And all that I can see is just another Christmas tree! Am Am Em Em Am Am Em Em Dm Dm Em Em Am Em Am Am Em I see a person in the woods. "Christmas Greetings stranger!" Am Em Oh my God! It's the Forest Ranger! Am Em I slip him a Tenner, & everything's OK! Am Em Only twenty four hours till Christmas day. Dm Em I still haven't sold one yet! Am Em Am And I wonder..? E Am Decorations, They look good on trees! G C E Decorations, BUY MY TREES PLEASE!!! Am Em Aye up mister, Are you buying a tree? Am Em What do you mean? You wanna buy ME?! Dm Em Well, I'm NOT for eating!!! Am Em Am And you'll die wondering!!! C G I wonder how, I wonder why Am Em Santa & the reindeer are able to fly F G C G7 And all that I can see is just another Christmas tree! C G I'm up in the woods. They're all around! Am Em I'm chop, chop, chopping, chopping, them down!! F G C G7 And all that I can see is just another Christmas tree! C G I wonder how, I wonder why Am Em Santa & the reindeer are able to fly F G F G And all that I can see, and all that I can see, F G C And all that I can see is just another Christmas tree!