Holiday Resort

D D A D D D A D D A You won the battle D Who won the war A D Looking down the barrel of a gun that I adore C Bm F# G G I cannot feed a fire if I haven't got a lung full D A Wake up on Sunday D Without a thought A D Standing like a pillar in a holiday resort C Bm F# G G F# G I swept my ankles cleanly on the cotton sheets that you bought A Hold my face up to the rain Bm Em I'll never love you like that again A D D But I don't mind pretending if I get to hear your voice again D Put on my shorts A D And tried to play the field A D Romance is a crop that modern culture cannot yield C Bm F# G G So I hang up my dancing shoes and then I put up my shield D A I've seen you drinking D I've seen you drunk A D Leaning like a corpse against the backdrop of the sun C And I still think you're pretty baby Bm F# G G F# G I still think you're the one G A Hold my face up to the rain Bm Em I'll never love you like that again A D D But I don't mind pretending if I get to hear your voice again D Spoke to my doctor A D He said I've passed my peak D All my eggs are dying A D In my twenties I'm antique C And I never learned to drive Bm F# G G And I never harnessed my mystique D A D I spend my days in the solace of my room D Pulling pubic hairs from the crotch A D Of my swimming costume C And I don't like the president Bm F# G G F# G And I don't like your perfume G A Hold my face up to the rain Bm Em I'll never love you like that again Em But baby you can call me A If you're ever horny F# Bm I know you like to hear your name G A G G A#m A But I don't mind pretending if I get to hear your voice again